When I go to sleep, I pray
Wake up to I got you babe
Thank God for ground hog day
I wanna live forever this way
Flashback to seventeen
I got my ass kicked by the football team
Another loser on the scene

Out of every girl that I fancied
I asked you out for a loser truth or dare
The guys were cracking up
Do you ????

Pinch me, is this real?
On a one-way ticket out of loserville
Now Im off the social bad line
Things are so bad that I'm
Taking down my Star Trek shrine (wtf lol)
And you're more than just my Valentine
You're my ticket out of loserville

She gives me butterflies
She knows I'm not like all the other guys
Doesn't care what car I drive
She still enjoys the ride
When I go to sleep I know
That she'll be there tomorrow
And I used to worry, girl
Any chance that we can go back

I ask you out for a loser truth of a dare
The guys were cracking up
Do you ????

Pinch me, is this real?
On a one-way ticket out of loserville
Now Im off the social bad line
Things are so bad that I'm
Taking down my Star Trek shrine (wtf lol)

She blew me out on a Sunday night
You were brought to tears pretending
Knew what she wanted and
I'm nothing like the guy in your happy ending
You were wrong to lead me on
Now every night I wake up screaming
Where the hell did I go wrong?
Where is Scotty when you need him?

Pinch me, is this real?
On a one-way ticket out of loserville
Now Im off the social bad line
Things are so bad that I'm
Taking down my Star Trek shrine (wtf lol)

This is where it ends, I can taste the glory
How can I depend? On a better story, maybe
Who'll be there to save me?
Think about her all the time
It's like I never had a Valentine
I guess I better kiss goodbye
To my ticket out of loserville